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Memesendence

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22 мая 2018

0:41:37

Трек-лист

Memesendence/The Shitpost King
Body Positivty
Uncle Karlov's Kompot
Alvina
Uncle Karlov's Kompot II: The Golden Cup
I Like Pie
Fabulous Secret Powers
Running Through The 90's And The Flames
Snow Halation (Remix)
What A Wonderful World
Ready To Die (Remix)
Goodbye To A World (Remix)

Тексты песен

Memesendence/The Shitpost King

It's finally time to take over earth
You had been doomed before your birth
I shitpost at the speed of light
Now it’s the end for all mankind

The time is now, my chance to rise
To make something of my useless life
It's time to rule over mankind
Now you’ll find, Shitposting is my prime.

You foolish mortals can’t comprehend me
Your blood will flow into the sea
I will conquer all til there’s nothing left
I am the king you will accept!

The time is now, my chance to rise
To make something of my useless life
It's time to rule over mankind
Now you’ll find, Shitposting is my prime.

My rule is just!
No one can even topple me!
When I command my army, they’ll shitpost just for me
When all’s said and done, my country tis of thee 
By the sheep, for the sheep, all hail to the king!

The time is now, my chance to rise
To make something of my useless life
It's time to rule over mankind
Now you’ll find, Shitposting is my prime.

My rule is true, I am the king
The ones below, they sing for me
Here I stand, the strongest man
The time is now, to shitpost through the land

Body Positivty

I heard those awful things that they said about you
I want you to know that none of that is at all true 
Those who feel insecure about their bodies
I got some words for you

Your smile is so goddamn radiant 
It makes my eyeballs melt
Your body is a temple 
So make sure you treat yourself
You can eat what you damn well please
Like maybe a chocolate pie 
And if anyone says otherwise 
Then they can fuckin’ die!

You may think that I'm just full of shit, 
But I’m telling you my words are true 
You may think that I’m trying to get in your pants
But to tell you the truth, I just want to cuddle with you

That verse was for the ladies out there,
Men, this one’s for you.

Goddamn you’re all so hot man
If you don’t mind me giving it to you straight
And if I can be completely honest, 
I don’t give a shit about your weight
You can eat what you damn well please
Like maybe a chocolate pie 
And if anyone says otherwise 
Then they can fuckin’ die!

And for the people that are inbetween 
You’re more beautiful then you let on
Now take my words of wisdom
Go strut your stuff and do no wrong!

You may think that I'm just full of shit, 
But I’m telling you my words are true 
You may think that I’m trying to get in your pants
But to tell you the truth, I just want to cuddle with you

Alvina

The morning comes up, and the sunshine fills the room and into my eyes.
It's almost time to meet them again, the day’s rewards will be a surprise.
The feelings bubbling up inside my chest as I wait for what's in store
You’re always on my mind, just like the wind always knocking on my door.

Don’t you maybe think that this is a little bit crazy 
Maybe its the drink that’s making me a little bit hazy
But if im to be honest with you, I know that I’ll be alright
Cuz I already know who’s gonna make me happy tonight

Oh Alvina
Won’t you be my friendly fluffy three toed cat tonight
Oh Alvina 
So Round, Cute and Cuddly with patches of Gray and White
Oh Alvina
Won’t you curl up next to me, tonight?

The day is here, The wedding couple said their lovely vows in time
It's so surreal, the love in the room as sweet as chocolate pie
And all the love ones here, every single one of them is happy to be there for you
I’ll make the list, just to show the love love love is true for proof

[Spoken Word]

Maybe there’s possibility that I left out somebody
But with so many friends here, who could that possibly be
Maybe someone that you possibly left behind
But they will always be there at home for you to find

Oh Alvina
Won’t you make sure that my friends will make it home safe tonight
Oh Alvina 
So Round, Cute and Cuddly with patches of Gray and White
Oh Alvina 
Won’t you be their Guardian tonight?

Uncle Karlov's Kompot II: The Golden Cup

This brew doesn’t taste as it should
God knows this can’t be good
We’ve done all that we could 
I know what we need for this crew
The Golden cup is what we need 
In order for power to be free
Come join me on a quest tonight
For tonight my friends we band together and Ride!

Together we Ride (4x)

Pass the end of Unntai
Secrets lost in the portal of time
Guarded by an ancient demon 
It should be as easy as pie 
I will get what I came for
It’s all just obvious to me 
That this was supposed to be my destiny!
So bring the fucking cup to me, and after my friends we go and Ride

Together we Ride (4x)

I Like Pie

I like Pie (a whole bunch of times)

Gotta have the pie
Gotta eat the pie 
Gotta taste the pie 
Gotta love the pie 
I like pie

Gotta bake the pie 
Gotta make the pie 
Gotta fuck the pie 
GOTTA FUCK THE PIE 
I like pie

Gotta have the pie
Gotta take the pie 
Gotta praise the pie
Gotta love the pie 
I like pie

Gotta tease the pie
Gotta squeeze the pie
Gotta hold the pie
Gotta love the pie 
I like pie

Pineapple Pie, Cherry Pie 
Chocolate Pie, Apple Pie 
Pineapple Pie, Cherry Pie 
Did you know my favorite part of my of math 
Is reciting Pi
3.1415926535897- oh fuck it

I find myself floating in a sea of my own agony 
It seems I’m trapped here for all of eternity

When I say I’m happy it’s a fucking lie 
All I ever seem to do is cry at night
I’m such a fucking disgusting mess 
God save me from this hell I’m in

I find myself floating in a sea of my own agony 
Surrounded by the faces of those I try to please 
It seems my depression is dark void that I can’t control
Forcing me to sleep until my last days on this world

It’s time to heal 
C’mon let yourself just feel 
It’s time to heal 
Know your feelings are real

I know it's hard to try and forget, the things you might of lost
But remember the ones you’ve gained that you love

It’s time to heal 
Let your mind get clear
It’s time to heal 
It’s alright to shed those tears

I know you fear at any moment the worst will come
But let it all out, at the top of your lungs

It’s time to heal

I know you have anger deep inside, for those who did you wrong
But it's time to forgive, and just move on

It’s time to heal
It’s time to heal 
It’s time to heal
It’s time to heal

Ссылки

https://jakkmau5.bandcamp.com/album/memesendence

Плеер

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-==Об альбоме==
+==Трек-лист==
+# Memesendence/The Shitpost King
+# Body Positivty
+# Uncle Karlov's Kompot
+# Alvina
+# Uncle Karlov's Kompot II: The Golden Cup
+# I Like Pie
+# Fabulous Secret Powers
+# Running Through The 90's And The Flames
+# Snow Halation (Remix)
+# What A Wonderful World
+# Ready To Die (Remix)
+# Goodbye To A World (Remix)
+==Тексты песен==
+<spoiler text="Memesendence/The Shitpost King">
+ It's finally time to take over earth
+ You had been doomed before your birth
+ I shitpost at the speed of light
+ Now it’s the end for all mankind
+ The time is now, my chance to rise
+ To make something of my useless life
+ It's time to rule over mankind
+ Now you’ll find, Shitposting is my prime.
+ You foolish mortals can’t comprehend me
+ Your blood will flow into the sea
+ I will conquer all til there’s nothing left
+ I am the king you will accept!
+ The time is now, my chance to rise
+ To make something of my useless life
+ It's time to rule over mankind
+ Now you’ll find, Shitposting is my prime.
+ My rule is just!
+ No one can even topple me!
+ When I command my army, they’ll shitpost just for me
+ When all’s said and done, my country tis of thee
+ By the sheep, for the sheep, all hail to the king!
-==Трек-лист==
+ The time is now, my chance to rise
-# Трек 1
+ To make something of my useless life
-# Трек 2
+ It's time to rule over mankind
-# Трек 3
+ Now you’ll find, Shitposting is my prime.
+ My rule is true, I am the king
+ The ones below, they sing for me
+ Here I stand, the strongest man
+ The time is now, to shitpost through the land
+</spoiler>
+<spoiler text="Body Positivty">
+ I heard those awful things that they said about you
+ I want you to know that none of that is at all true
+ Those who feel insecure about their bodies
+ I got some words for you
+ Your smile is so goddamn radiant
+ It makes my eyeballs melt
+ Your body is a temple
+ So make sure you treat yourself
+ You can eat what you damn well please
+ Like maybe a chocolate pie
+ And if anyone says otherwise
+ Then they can fuckin’ die!
+ You may think that I'm just full of shit,
+ But I’m telling you my words are true
+ You may think that I’m trying to get in your pants
+ But to tell you the truth, I just want to cuddle with you
+ That verse was for the ladies out there,
+ Men, this one’s for you.
+ Goddamn you’re all so hot man
+ If you don’t mind me giving it to you straight
+ And if I can be completely honest,
+ I don’t give a shit about your weight
+ You can eat what you damn well please
+ Like maybe a chocolate pie
+ And if anyone says otherwise
+ Then they can fuckin’ die!
+ And for the people that are inbetween
+ You’re more beautiful then you let on
+ Now take my words of wisdom
+ Go strut your stuff and do no wrong!
+ You may think that I'm just full of shit,
+ But I’m telling you my words are true
+ You may think that I’m trying to get in your pants
+ But to tell you the truth, I just want to cuddle with you
+</spoiler>
+<spoiler text="Alvina">
+ The morning comes up, and the sunshine fills the room and into my eyes.
+ It's almost time to meet them again, the day’s rewards will be a surprise.
+ The feelings bubbling up inside my chest as I wait for what's in store
+ You’re always on my mind, just like the wind always knocking on my door.
+ Don’t you maybe think that this is a little bit crazy
+ Maybe its the drink that’s making me a little bit hazy
+ But if im to be honest with you, I know that I’ll be alright
+ Cuz I already know who’s gonna make me happy tonight
+ Oh Alvina
+ Won’t you be my friendly fluffy three toed cat tonight
+ Oh Alvina
+ So Round, Cute and Cuddly with patches of Gray and White
+ Oh Alvina
+ Won’t you curl up next to me, tonight?
+ The day is here, The wedding couple said their lovely vows in time
+ It's so surreal, the love in the room as sweet as chocolate pie
+ And all the love ones here, every single one of them is happy to be there for you
+ I’ll make the list, just to show the love love love is true for proof
+ [Spoken Word]
+ Maybe there’s possibility that I left out somebody
+ But with so many friends here, who could that possibly be
+ Maybe someone that you possibly left behind
+ But they will always be there at home for you to find
+ Oh Alvina
+ Won’t you make sure that my friends will make it home safe tonight
+ Oh Alvina
+ So Round, Cute and Cuddly with patches of Gray and White
+ Oh Alvina
+ Won’t you be their Guardian tonight?
+</spoiler>
+<spoiler text="Uncle Karlov's Kompot II: The Golden Cup">
+ This brew doesn’t taste as it should
+ God knows this can’t be good
+ We’ve done all that we could
+ I know what we need for this crew
+ The Golden cup is what we need
+ In order for power to be free
+ Come join me on a quest tonight
+ For tonight my friends we band together and Ride!
+ Together we Ride (4x)
+ Pass the end of Unntai
+ Secrets lost in the portal of time
+ Guarded by an ancient demon
+ It should be as easy as pie
+ I will get what I came for
+ It’s all just obvious to me
+ That this was supposed to be my destiny!
+ So bring the fucking cup to me, and after my friends we go and Ride
+ Together we Ride (4x)
+</spoiler>
+<spoiler text="I Like Pie">
+ I like Pie (a whole bunch of times)
+ Gotta have the pie
+ Gotta eat the pie
+ Gotta taste the pie
+ Gotta love the pie
+ I like pie
+ Gotta bake the pie
+ Gotta make the pie
+ Gotta fuck the pie
+ GOTTA FUCK THE PIE
+ I like pie
+ Gotta have the pie
+ Gotta take the pie
+ Gotta praise the pie
+ Gotta love the pie
+ I like pie
+ Gotta tease the pie
+ Gotta squeeze the pie
+ Gotta hold the pie
+ Gotta love the pie
+ I like pie
+ Pineapple Pie, Cherry Pie
+ Chocolate Pie, Apple Pie
+ Pineapple Pie, Cherry Pie
+ Did you know my favorite part of my of math
+ Is reciting Pi
+.1415926535897- oh fuck it
+ I find myself floating in a sea of my own agony
+ It seems I’m trapped here for all of eternity
+ When I say I’m happy it’s a fucking lie
+ All I ever seem to do is cry at night
+ I’m such a fucking disgusting mess
+ God save me from this hell I’m in
+ I find myself floating in a sea of my own agony
+ Surrounded by the faces of those I try to please
+ It seems my depression is dark void that I can’t control
+ Forcing me to sleep until my last days on this world
+ It’s time to heal
+ C’mon let yourself just feel
+ It’s time to heal
+ Know your feelings are real
+ I know it's hard to try and forget, the things you might of lost
+ But remember the ones you’ve gained that you love
+ It’s time to heal
+ Let your mind get clear
+ It’s time to heal
+ It’s alright to shed those tears
+ I know you fear at any moment the worst will come
+ But let it all out, at the top of your lungs
+ It’s time to heal
+ I know you have anger deep inside, for those who did you wrong
+ But it's time to forgive, and just move on
-==Дополнительная информация==
+ It’s time to heal
+ It’s time to heal
+ It’s time to heal
+ It’s time to heal
+</spoiler>
 ==Ссылки==
-* Ссылка
+* https://jakkmau5.bandcamp.com/album/memesendence
 ==Плеер==
-{{bandcamp|album|идентификатор}}
+{{bandcamp|album|808201564}}